“The only sausage he will see will be coming from behind.”

Paris, Maine – Taking place in the most unromantic city in the world, chef Christian Nielsen, 32, murdered a series of people at the bed and breakfast he worked at. It may be safe to assume that he no longer works there. I can only imagine how he took orders:

Owner: Cmon Chris, I need an order of bacon and eggs.

Nielsen: But you forgot, I put in a side of DEATH!!

Ok, maybe that’s a little too excessive and cheesy. After murdering the owners, owner’s friend, and one customer, he admitted to killing these people. Psychologists claim Nielsen suffers from schizoid personality disorder and Asperger’s Syndrome. He may not be competent to stand trial and his admission might not be admissible. Seems like that autism is causing all sorts of trouble these days. Whatever happened to the kind of autism that just made you sit in the corner and let everyone think you were the smelly kid?

i miss that: here