It’s Pat! Gender Ambiguous Asstard Files Suit…

Khadijah Farmer is suing the Caliente Cab Company, a restaurant in Greenwich Village:
A Manhattan woman is suing a West Village restaurant for allegedly having her tossed out of the ladies’ room for looking too manly. In papers filed in Manhattan Supreme Court, Khadijah Farmer says she’s seeking an undisclosed amount for “embarrassment, humiliation and emotional distress” when she was bounced out of the Caliente Cab Company ladies’ room this past June.
Embarrassed? Why, because they fell for her clever man ruse? If I saw Steve Urkel going into a ladies room, I’d stop him too. Below is a video of Urkel whining uncontrollably because her decision to dress like a man, sound like a man, and overall look like a man made her boss at a health club suggest she wear a sign that announced her sex, because God forbid, in this sexually diverse day and age, women get offended at the site of a stubby, bespectacled black man was walking amongst them as they changed.
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