“I shall defend Mexico!!”

Apparently for Michael Jackson, everyday should be Halloween. Not only does he bear an uncanny resemblance to Cryptkeeper, but now he makes his children wear masks when they go out in public.  Those poor children. I’m sure it’s not terrible to have  Neverland as your own amusement park,(though I will feel bad when they grow up and find out that the real reason he built it is because he’s a crazy pedophile) but now, they’re forced to walk around with masks on, like it was Halloween or a bad 70’s swingers party.

Man those kids are gonna be f–ked up when they get older. Poor little Paris Jackson is going to have an identity crisis (much like her father), except instead of wanting to be white, she’ll want to be Zorro. Tip your cap Jack-O, on a  parenting job well done! Not for too long though, the sun might melt off the rest of your face.