“You’se a fine motherfucker, won’t you back that fin up!”

Due to fire damage, Japan’s main Whaling ship had to return to port, ending its annual hunt. The crew aboard the Nisshin Maru were quite dissapointed to end their whaling expedition. What do you plan to do with these fat girls? Takahide Naruko of the fisheries agency said:

This is the first time in 20 years that we have had to cancel our research, we are very disappointed.

The agency had already bagged over 500 whales. What kind of research do you find in bagging fat chicks? Despite a 1986 ban on commercial whaling, Japan found a clause saying its hunt is for research. A Greenpeacer had this to say:

We now need to ensure that the whaling fleet never comes back. It’s time for the Japanese government to hang up its harpoons.

No one should be whaling, even if you are bringing “her” back for “research.

Actual info from: GUARDIAN!