What’s wrong with this picture? The lips? The boobs? The cabbage patch doll/hooker on crack outfit? Well we’ll help you out- it’s ALL of it. The former porn-megastar Jenna Jameson keeps trying to transform herself into a respected actress/model. This picture was taken at the Heatherette fashion show where she appeared strutting her bony bod and reduced boobies.

Didn’t she used to be smokin hot? What the hell happened? Someone needs to remind Jenna that sometimes, you should stick to what you know. Her lips look like she spent all day sucking…nevermind. Her body looks like she lives on cigarettes and red bull. And her boobs show years of rough…nevermind. Hmm…maybe after all these years, she’s right where she’s supposed to be in terms of looks. We apologize, Jenna, for the judgment. We forgot about all the years of abuse that poon has endured. Kudos to you for still being able to walk and talk!

We’d still hit it!