“YAYYYYYYY!!!”

At a recent campaign stop, Democratic Senatorial candidate Joe Biden took potshots at both President Bush and Rudy Giuliani. Biden said of Bush:

“This guy is brain dead…I know I’ll be quoted, I’ll be killed for that.”

And of Giuliani:

“I can hardly wait to debate Giuliani if he is their nominee, because I will eat his lunch.”

Getting called stupid by Joe Biden is like getting called “fag” by the cast of “Queer Eye.” If anything, Biden is known for sabotaging his own career by opening his mouth and letting his inner Corky do the talking. In 1988, he was busted for plagiarizing one of his speeches…on videotape. In a speech in front of a bunch of Indian Americans a few years ago he said:

“In Delaware…you can’t even go into a 7-11 or a Dunkin Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent- I’m not joking.”

The Biden coup de grace came last year, when he insinuated that Barack Obama was a great candidate because he had all the trimmings of a high-end house negro. Said Biden:

“You’ve got the first mainstream African American candidate who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice looking guy.”

I fully expect Biden to call Obama “Sambo” at some point during the election cycle, or complain about not being able to wrest control of the women’s vote from the “bull dyke” grip of Hillary Clinton. Whatever happens, here’s hoping there’s a voting base large enough to keep this guy around, and talking, for months to come.

Biden ‘O8