The seven year old daughter of Johnny Depp miraculously recovered from an infection that had spread to her internal organs earlier this week and is believed to be leaving the hospital.  Lily-Rose became sick when the  devious witch pictured above shoved a magic nail in a birthday cake and she ingested it.  Wait…that’s the mom?  Perhaps Johnny should hijack the Black Pearl and make a run stateside with the kids before his wife sends his son to that summer house in the country made of gingerbread and candy canes where grandma lives.

 Before I descend into Hell, here’s the real steez