“Does this include the rats?”

KFC announced that it would be planning to stop using trans-fat oils when cooking their “chicken.” The KFC chain said all of its 5500 chains will be switching to a soy-bean based oil. James O’Reilly, KFC’s chief marketing officer had this to say:

This idea is a positive one for consumers, and we do expect it’s going to really appeal to people and bring them into our stores.

Using real chickens might be another good way to bring people into your stores. Taco Bell also plans to follow suit by cooking in a soy-bean oil. To which Critics were quick to reply with:

Wait, that’s cooked?

The change comes as America realizes its weighing down the continent.

I lost weight after laying off the: colonel