“The only time choking is good is when a naked woman is doing it with magic dust??”

Leesburg, Florida - A 12 year old boy choked himself to death in attempts to play a deadly game where you attain a state of euphoria but cutting off oxygen to the brain. David Cody Hudson was found unconscious with his karate belt wrapped around his neck. Police originally thought it was suicide but investigation revealed the child was trying to play the “choking game.” In the 70s, a lot of kids would hang themselves and jerk off because it gave them a better feeling. So on top of euphoria, they were also able to bust a nut. Kids these days have become so dumb. Here is what the 14yr old sister had to say:

We don’t really know exactly what happened.

Probably because she was giving blowjobs to guys in attempts to be cool. Okay maybe that is a little harsh, go on:

I looked at his face to see if he was smiling, but I saw his face was purple. Then I saw his karate belt around his neck. I tried to get it off, but it was way too tight.

At least they can take in solace the fact that they had taught their son well…..tying a knot.

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