California - I hate to cover this kind of junk but the fact is the great majority of the American public is more interested in the sexual and social misconduct 0f megaslores, so here goes:

Lindsay Lohan was popped for possession of cocaine, driving under the influence, transporting a narcotic into a custodial facility and driving on a suspended license. Sources say her blood alcohol level was between .12 and .13, well over the .08 legal limit.

Call me crazy, but I think this is the beginning of the end. This year Lindsay made one movie and blew a .12. Next year she’ll make regular appearances on the Surreal Life where the only thing she’ll be blowing is Coolio.

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