“hmm… suspect”

Portugal - The missing child case of Madeleine McCann has been going on since May 3rd and with new evidence inspection coming to light, Madeleine’s mom, Kate, will be formally charged as a suspect. The family spokesman, David Hughes, had this to say:

They told her last night that it would happen today. That’s definite.

Now what family has so much press, that they require a spokesman? I’ve always suspected it was the family, mainly through negligence. After being formally charged, I wouldn’t be surprised before long they break down and tell the world they ate their daughter or some insane shit like that. If I’m right, the Pope and Beckham are going to feel like assholes for supporting such terrible people. If I’m wrong, well it wouldn’t the first time I was wrong. One time I was trying to clean fake blood off my favorite pair of shorts in the living room and I spilled water all over the floor. My roommate asked me where the water came from and I said I didn’t know. Turns out, I did. So I was wrong but still right.

fake blood is hard to clean