The Queen of Bad Fake Accents has decided that she wont be letting her daughter date until the age of 18. As of right now, Madonna’s daughter Lourdes is just 10 years old. And let me be the first to acknowledge that shes not a hot 10-year-old. Exactly what is Madge worrying about? Like if she was walking around in mommy’s push-up cone bra singing “Like a Virgin,” then there might be something to worry about. But if she’s anything like her mother, that wont happen for another year or so. Though it seems the Material Girl keeps her kids on a tight leash anyway:

[Lourdes] doesnt have it easy. Late night TV, junk food and mess are not tolerated in my house…my daughter has a problem picking things up in her room, so if you leave your clothes on the floor, they’re gone when you come home.

Thanks Madonna. Always a good lesson in parenting. Though maybe she doesnt realize that not everyone has millions of dollars to spend on new clothes for their kids everyday. Evidently they dont teach realism in Kabbalah class. And as for Lourdes, Madonna should loosen the grip a little. She was a raging rebel-slut back in the day and look where it got her. Yeah, not too shabby.

Actual Information from: MSNBC