“Yeah, I think I’ll take my umbrella.”

After a few showers and chilly days, forecasters got the rise they were looking for. US government forecasters are predicting a hellish hurricane season this year. As reported by Bloomberg News:

Experts are predicting an average of 16 named storms and four major hurricanes this year, based on the historical cycle and warm water temperatures, which can provide fuel for formation.

For those not educated in weather lingo, that basically means that if you live down south near the gulf, you better enjoy home repair. This season might make Katrina look like punk kids hitting mail boxes. This would be the time to get ready and when the hurricane comes through, if you happen to leave Fluffy out, just hope your wife loves you enough to forget the cat. Because you didn’t do that on purpose, right? Right.

I hate: cats.