Are you Coach Kriz-a-Wisky…? “Yesss I am!”

An Afghani man who shares similarly ugly features to Most Wanted terrorist Osama bin Laden has been arrested twice by confused authorities. According to ABC:

Over six feet tall and with the same angular nose as bin Laden, Sher Akbar comes from an Afghan village, Bagh e Metal, in an area where U.S. officials believe bin Laden has been hiding.

So he’s hiding in Bag O’ Metal, eh? It sounds like something out of Lord of the Rings, in which case we should probably send those creepy ring chasing skeleton guys to go looking for him. Those guys will stop at nothing. This one time I bought the last Cherry Flavored Ring Pop, and those fuckers chased me around for days. If that doesn’t work, we should just bag this guy and say “close enough.”

Bin Laden is breathing as heavily as Elvis these days…