Boston, Massachusetts - In what might be more screwed up than that time I stole a middle aged woman from a wheel bound ex-fire fighter, five kids are set to be charged with assaulting a kid with autism. The boy, whose name won’t be released, was beaten up by two girls and three boys. It’s ok auntie, tell us what happened:

They do know he tried to fight back, but there were five of them, so there’s no way he could have. They pushed him in a mailbox and he cut his hand and they have a picture of that. When I watched the tape I was devastated. I’m absolutely devastated that these kids could do this. They have video them pushing him in the woods and him being in there and them saying, ‘Kick him while he’s down,’ and ‘Do it again.

Leave it to the media to keep this story so one sided. Maybe the autistic kid was an asshole. Maybe he was a Yankee fan with a chip on his shoulder. We somewhat quoted the one of the kids who attacked the autistic boy, she said:

He had that shit coming. He would flash his dick to people during lunch and put his nuts on other people’s lunch trays. That isn’t autism, that’s just strange.

Now that sounds fair and balanced to me. If the autistic kid could shoot a basket, he probably would have had friends like this “special guy”:

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