“Sexual Offending has never looked so good.”

MySpace – the place for friends has undergone some changes. Among it’s 175 million user profiles, the social network has identified and removed thousands convicted sex offender’s profiles. This comes as eight US Attorneys general demanded that MySpace hand over the information of the known sex offenders. MySpace Chief Security Officer Hemanshu Nigam had this to say:

While numerous Attorneys General have asked us to turn the names of the sexual predators over to them, we are, unfortunately, prohibited by federal and state laws from doing so.

Sexual Offenders everywhere let out a cry of protest after this news was released. Union leader of the Sexual Offenders Group, Sum Young Boi, had this to say:

I don’t get it. We just want to find people through the security of the internet. I personally would just like to find a nice 13.. I mean 23 year old girl. I meant 23. Don’t put 13 in there.

Yeah buddy. This news disrupts the group, MySpace – Aren’t Animals Friends Too?, as they prepared to propose a deal for single animals everywhere to mingle with single people.

Humor news with a splash of: sickness.