“How South Koreans keep warm on a cold day.”

North Korea and South Korea recently participated in a railroad connection through a track line. Each country seated 150 passengers to send into each other’s country. When the South Koreans arrived, they were puzzled by the lack of clean drinking water and bathroom facilities. When the North Koreans arrived, they were puzzled by clean drinking water and bathroom facilities. Once the train disembarked, the South Koreans were eager to get back home. The North Koreans have disappeared thus planning to call this place home. A North Korean official, Kwon Ho-ung, said:

[both nations] “should not be derailed from the tracks” [towards unification].

Apparently puns are all the new rage in North Korea. South Korea sees this unification as a way to exploit use cheap North Korean labor. If all goes well, South Korea plans to use the Trans-Siberian railway. A track that goes through China to Europe. Also known because of its speediness as the Marco Polo Line.

People will never get over: trains.