Kim Jong Il tries to save money in North Korea by no longer wearing clothes.

Pyongyang, North Korea - Kim Jong Il has decided to dismantle North Korea’s nuclear weapons program in exchange for economic aide and oil in a six nation deal involving the U.S., Russia, China, South Korea, and Japan. This being the result of North Korea having as much money as those homeless people who scream about sodomy in the subway. Jong Il had this to say:

Some signs of easing on the Korean peninsula have appeared. All sides should implement the initial actions.

Easing on the Korean peninsula? It’s him everyone is worried about. This Korean Napolean is almost ready to blow his top at even the slightest jab against his leadership or country. Who is to say that he won’t fire off one last nuke at the United States before dismantling. Kim may “accidentally” push the button, turn the key in sequence, and give the launch code without even realizing it. At which the United States would have to conquer North Korea in the manner of a three jeeps filled with fifteen people with bats and chains. That or one resurrected Jack Kimble.

Jong Il hates “your country’s so poor that..” jokes.