Nick Bollea, better known as Nick Hogan, son of the famous ex-wrestler Hulk Hogan and star of the VH1 reality series “Hogan Knows Best,” was released from the hospital on Monday after being involved in a serious car crash with a friend. Apparently the 17-year-old Nick and his 22-year-old friend, John Graziano, were racing in Nick’s yellow Toyota Supra when the rear tires jumped a divider, causing the vehicle to spin furiously into a palm tree. Somehow Nick received only minor injuries, while his friend is still listed in critical condition at Bayfront Medical Center in St. Petersburg, Fla. Nick’s mother, Linda Hogan, said in a statement:

Nick is currently at the hospital with John and his family…his sole concern is for the well-being of his friend. On behalf of my family, we ask that your thoughts and prayers be with John and his loved ones.

While there is no doubt that Nick and his family feel bad about John, no one is paying attention to the real problem. Unbeknownst to some, Nick has had already three traffic warnings for speeding, and he’s only had his license for one year. Notice that these were warnings and not tickets. Evidently when you star in a mediocre reality show on VH1, aka your mom’s MTV, you become special to certain losers people. Nick was pulled over for doing 115 mph in a 70 mph zone, 57 mph in a 30 mph zone, and 106 mph in a 70 mph zone. The best part is, all the cops told him that they knew who he was, and they let him go. Good job. Now some kid is clinging to his life because the cops didn’t do their job and Nick didn’t learn his lesson. If I were the Hulk, I’d take one of my many wrestling championship belts and give Nick an old fashioned beating. Yea brother!