Phil Spector(center) after beating Bob Dylan in an ugly contest

The trial of legendary producer Phil Spector continued in all its oddness yesterday with the testimony of Dianne Ogden, who is someone from…the ’80s?

Ogden testified Monday that Spector seemed to undergo a personality change as she tried to leave another Spector mansion in Pasadena after a party in 1989.

“He was screaming at me, the F-word,” she said. “He wasn’t my Phil, not the man I loved. It wasn’t him. He was demonic. It scared the hell out of me.”

She said he first approached her with a rifle, then picked up a pistol and “he put it all over me, yelling things.”

Ogden pointed to various parts of her face to indicate where the gun was pointed.

“It was like he was taken over by something. It wasn’t Phillip.”

At one point, she said, Spector ordered her up to his bedroom.

“Did he try to be intimate?” asked Deputy District Attorney Pat Dixon.

“Yes he did,” she said. “He did it by gunpoint. He wanted to rape me.”

I don’t know if Phil Spector raped or killed anyone. I for one can’t believe any woman would put herself in any kind of situation that MIGHT involve sleeping with Phil Spector, unless she was interested in birthing some new, mystical race of beings. I do know that his capture could lead us to find out all kinds of things about hair care and Elven Magick. Elven Magick especially. While Phil MIGHT be innocent of the charges against him, the LAPD might want to check the paintings in his house for milk carton kids frozen upon the canvas.

Just a thought…