“Here is a collage I put of Oden. I got lazy after two pictures.”

Portland, OR - In the first round of the NBA draft, the Portland Trail Blazers picked Ohio’s Greg Oden. Oden who has shown exceptional skill right out of high school would have been drafted earlier if not for that pesky new age requirement from the NBA. Here is Oden bellowing out a few words:

I’m a better player because of that year in college. Coach (Thad) Matta, he taught me so much, first about being a young man growing up in Columbus.

By the time this guy reaches 25, he is going to look 150 years old. He looks like he should be playing with Patrick Ewing in the Senior Citizens Basketball Association. He looks like he should ready to collect retirement checks. He looks like he enjoys dinner at 4pm. He looks like a candidate for shuffle board king. He looks like Moses when he saw God on the mountain. He looks.. old.

I ran: out.