“Don’t smile too hard, you’re making me look bad.”

Los Angeles, CA - The wait is over ladies and gentlemen, they have arrived. Victoria “Posh” and David Beckham have officially landed in LAX airport in Los Angeles yesterday. In other words, it was field day for the paparazzi. Though according to Posh, she doesn’t understand why people are so obsessed with her and her husband. She told The Today Show:

“Not as many people know who we are here…it might be a bit crazy when we first get here, because we’re new, but then I think people will probably realize, you know what, I’m actually quite boring.”

Let’s applaud Posh for being so humble, so stupid, and so grammatically incorrect at the same time. WE don’t know who they are? Is she serious? She gets photographed more than a trashy prostitute standing in Disneyworld. Now David might be slightly boring, but there is NOTHING boring about Posh. She’s like a robot. Or an overcooked chicken. Either way, a giant overcooked chicken in the body of a Fem-bot sounds like something Americans and Brits alike can enjoy. So thanks London, for giving us our very own Transformer!

info from: E!