“Let me show you my U-boat, Herr Putin”

In a speech commemorating the defeat of former Soviet ally Nazi Germany, Russian President Vladimir Putin said some very mean things:

President Vladimir Putin of Russia obliquely compared the foreign policy of the United States to the Third Reich in a speech Wednesday commemorating the 62nd anniversary of the defeat of Nazi Germany, in an apparent escalation of anti-American rhetoric within the Russian government.Putin did not specifically name the United States or NATO but used phrasing similar to that which he has used previously to criticize American foreign policy while making an analogy to Nazi Germany.

Dawg, dat ain’t right.  In order to offset the Nazi march of the United States, Putin has done his part, selling weapons to the benevolent regimes of Syria, Iran, and North Korea.  I don’t know why, but I agree with him.  I also believe that traffic in midtown Manhattan was stalled todayby unicorns stampeding down 34th street .  The stampede headed west until the mystical horses crossed the Hudson on a rainbow bridge operated by leprechauns.

I hope I don’t get shot for this