So you all don’t want to admit it, but I’m sure you’re wondering about all these “troubled” celebrities who are going to rehab like it’s a trip to the friggin’ spa. Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Kate Moss, even Isaiah Washington have all checked in to “treat their problems.” The only problems they have as far as I’m concerned is a collective paycheck that’s worth more than one of Trump’s buildings. According to MSN Entertainment,

Grey’s Anatomy actor Isaiah Washington - checked in for treatment to transofrm his ‘negative actions into positive results’ after using a homophobic slur to describe a co-star.

And Michael Richards from Seinfeld, according to MSN checked in as well:

Michael Richards - treated for ‘behavioral issues’ after using racial remarks at a comedy club.

This one in my opinion, is the most genius of all:

Ashley Judd - The actress checked into rehab for treatment of ‘perfectionism.’

Try to stop laughing. Are they serious? In a way, Lindsay and Britney, I can understand. They have obviously lost it. Britney thinks she’s a stripper/mom/trashbag and Lindsay wants to be the next Marilyn Monroe or Anna Nicole. So fine, maybe they need some help. Though for once, maybe they should actually stay there for longer than a massage and a pedicure. As for the celebs like Isaiah and Ashley…where do I begin. Those people are so damn self-indulgent it makes me want to put a bunch of golf balls in a tube sock and beat them with it. But if I did do that, I’d probably have to check myself into rehab for ‘treatment of anger management and hate crimes.’