It better make me shit gold.

Colombo, Sri Lanka - Just when rich folks didn’t have any more reasons to throw away their money, a hotel in Sri Lanka just came up with a new one. The Fortress resort recently came up with a dessert called “The Fortress Stilt Fisherman Indulgence.” This $14,500 treat consists of:

….a gold leaf Italian cassata flavored with Irish cream, served with a mango and pomegranate compote and a champagne sabayon enlighten. It’s decorated with a chocolate carving of a fisherman clinging to a stilt — an age-old local fishing practice — and an 80-carat aquamarine stone.

The resort has received calls about it but no one has “forked” the money over. Ok that was a shitty pun but let me address the real important issue here. No one is going to go to Sri Lanka for dessert. Bollywood’s most favorite actor, Shahrukh Khan, won’t ever go back to Sri Lanka because someone tossed a live grenade during the show at which he was set to perform. I’ll leave it at that.

fork this!