“Yum!”

Wonder why your child is the Fatty McFat-Fat of his class? It’s because McDonald’s is doing an excellent job of brainwashing the youth of America.  A new study from the August issue of Archives of Pediatrics & Adolescent Medicine shows that preschool age children prefer the taste of any food, including vegetables, so long as it is packaged in the yellow and red McDonald’s paper. Childhood development specialist Diane Levin says:

You see a McDonald’s label and kids start salivating.

This study concludes that kids’ perception of taste has been physically altered by branding.  You ever notice that fat kids smell like hamburgers when they sweat?

This is why.