Supposedly, they’re “cracking down” on immigration in Los Angeles:

In what federal authorities are calling the largest sweep of criminal and fugitive immigrants, federal agents over the past two weeks have arrested more than 1,300 Southland immigrants in their homes, in jails and at work, officials announced Wednesday.

As part of a stepped-up national crackdown on illegal immigrants, five teams of Immigration and Custom Enforcement agents raided homes in Los Angeles, Orange, Riverside, San Bernardino and Ventura counties from Sept. 19 through Tuesday.

MY. ASS. They refer to this as a crackdown? The most laughable aspect of the immigration situation to date is when some politician who never leaves the confines of Georgetown for an actual diverse neighborhood exclaims “it’s impossible to find all these people!” Hogwash. “We need to make it easier for these people to come out of the shadows.” Bunk. In my hometown of approximately 30,000 people there are at least 100 illegal immigrants a day lined up in parking lots waiting for a pickup truck. They only go into “the shadows” to sleep or pee all over, and they’ve been known to do the latter on my parent’s lawn . By four o’clock every afternoon there are a few dozen Rico Suaves stumbling down the streets drunk or standing on corners hitting on women. By eight o’clock there are at least 80 Ricky Ricardos on their way to the bar, typically dressed like gay cowboys with shiny gold plated teeth, or they’re doing the dishes and busing the tables during rush hour at a nice restaurant. If they pulled over every 1989 Honda CRX with champagne spinners…you get my point?

If only all our border patrol agents were like Robert Michael Jack