“Big Daddy enjoying some skydiving.”

Moscow, Russia – Most news sources have cited that relations with Russia have been “chilly.” Russia just announced they have created the “dad of all bombs” to outshine the U.S’s “mother of bombs.” We might as well stop beating around the bush and call this competition cold. Col.-Gen. Alexander Rukshin, a deputy chief of the Russian military’s General Staff had this to say:

The tests have shown that the new air-delivered ordnance is comparable to a nuclear weapon in its efficiency and capability.

This sounds like what Nicoli Koloff from Rocky 4 said about Drago:

It is a matter of size. Evolution. Isn’t it, gentlemen? Drago is the most perfectly trained athlete ever. This other man has not the size, the strength, the *genetics* to win. It is physically impossible for this little man to win. Drago is a look at the future!

Where is our Rocky when we need him?

cue in Hearts on Fire!