“Masterful and tasteful.”

Over The Pond - Flying over the Atlantic on Friday, Britain’s Royal Air Force’s (RAF) new Typhoon F2 aircraft spotted Russian Bear-H bombers. Part of what Russia calls “routine patrols,” Putin plan on exercising that:

Russia … faces the task of maintaining supremacy in producing military aircraft.

I know what you’re thinking, this is just like the Cold War all over again. But you have to keep in mind, Lenin never visited Camp David and frolicked with the president. Putin and the boys just want a little respect. It’s sort of like when guys wear cut off shirts to show off the work they have been putting in at the gym. Sure it looks questionable, but it’s mainly for attention. Actual pic here:

Putin, you’re still aight.