“The levee isn’t the only thing leaking all over the place.”

Washington, D.C. - Former prostitution ring leader Deborah Jeane Palfrey is airing out some political dirty laundry. After being told she didn’t have to release her former client list, she put it on her website anyway. When Palfrey said that some of these names were high ranking officials, she wasn’t kidding. But you won’t mind Dick “mean in the face” Cheney on the list, Louisiana Senator David Vitter on the other hand has some explaining to do. Lay it on us Dave:

This was a very serious sin in my past for which I am, of course, completely responsible. Several years ago, I asked for and received forgiveness from God and my wife in confession and marriage counseling. Out of respect for my family, I will keep my discussion of the matter there –with God and them. But I certainly offer my deep and sincere apologies to all I have disappointed and let down in any way.

The typical God and wife excuse? At least give us something interesting. OverAdulthood might have heard him mutter:

And this black dude I called King Kong
He had a big ass dick and a hurricane tongue.

At least that might explain some of his distraction from Katrina.

Ooh.