“…I support my own war…on your asshole”

There are many reasons celebrities shouldn’t participate openly in political discussion. Add another one on the list:

Singer Sheryl Crow has said a ban on using too much toilet paper should be introduced to help the environment. Crow has suggested using “only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required.”

This is the kind of laughable crap that makes me want to move to a styrofoam fortress in international waters where I burn my garbage in a fire in a barrell and subsist on Dolphin meat and endangered birds. I’d spend my afternoons dumping motor oil in the water, because I think it’s kind of a pretty when it makes those rainbow colors. In any event, I’m sick of all these celebrity luminaries who compare Bush to Hitler but have no problem putting a government agent in your bathroom to legislate how you wipe. Even the Nazis didn’t do that. I’m guessing Sheryl doesn’t eat Taco Bell. I do, and asking a fast-food man to limit himself to two or three sheets is like giving a janitor a mop and telling him to drain New Orleans.

Soak Up the Sun makes my ears bleed