“Either or, still dealing with flirtatious felines.”

A recent study shows that female cheetahs whore it up by having litters with different males. While this does prevent incest bred cheetahs, which can only be imagined as having five legs and maybe two tails, it does increase the chance of diseases and parasites. Dada Gottelli, Zoological Society (of) London’s lead scientist had this to say:

Mating with more than one male poses a serious threat to females, increasing the risk of exposure to parasites and diseases. Females also have to travel over large distances to find new males, making them more vulnerable to predation, so infidelity is a heavy burden.

Maybe if the female cheetah was faithful and didn’t sleep around like a big slore when the male cheetah was going through a tough time but the male cheetah thought everything was ok when it was watching that crappy Ahhhrnold movie, Terminator 3, with another male cheetah only later to find out that everything was not okay.

Jus sayin.