Personally, I’ve always enjoyed NOT having a schlong that looks like a pig in a blanket. Now it appears that getting your tip snipped Jew-style might prevent one from getting AIDS:

U.N. health agencies recommended Wednesday that heterosexual men undergo circumcision because of “compelling” evidence that it can reduce their chances of contracting HIV by up to 60 percent. But World Health Organization and UNAIDS experts said men must be aware that circumcision is only partial protection against the virus and must be used with other measures. “We must be clear,” said Catherine Hankins, of UNAIDS. “Male circumcision does not provide complete protection against HIV.”

I’m a little bit torn on this. On one hand, AIDS is a horrid disease that kills millions of brown people in the third world who can’t afford food, water, or condoms. On the other  hand, I don’t really know them personally.  I do know that smegma is probably the single greatest term in the english language, and the more popular circumcisions become the less common smegma becomes. For me, the loss of smegma’s relevance would probably be as emotionally draining as losing that quirky relative who gets a little too sauced up at funerals but is mostly lovable. You look forward to seeing him each year even though you can’t remember his name. Yeah, that’s smegma and I.

read before you do any tip snipping