“Maybe next year Etch, when you come out in Blue.”

It was recently released that PS3 is now ranked 3 among gaming consoles. However during the month of January, Sony raked in $550 million dollars for their new console plus other Sony systems. But is Sony happy with selling only 500 consoles and a couple PSPs? Director of corporate communications, David Karraker, had this to say,

We are pleased with the numbers from January as they demonstrate overall sales improvements for our legacy systems year over year and continued momentum for PS3

If Sony is just pleased, what about the director of corporate communications for Nintendo Wii? He wasn’t available for comment but his answering machine did leave this bizarre away message:

I’m currently away from my desk buying gold toilets and creating toilet paper with fresh American $100 bills, please leave a message and I will get back to you.

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