“Album droppin’ October 15, 2007″

Papua New Guinea - The descendants of cannibalistic tribes in Papua New Guinea apologized for eating British missionaries 132 years ago. The Reverend George Brown found his colleague’s bones and narrowly escaped with his own life after a run in with the natives. Perhaps he shouldn’t have been there to begin with. Commissioner, Ratu Isoa Delamisi Tikoca, who represents the Queen in Fiji, told the tribe leaders:

We are deeply touched and wish you the greatest joy of forgiveness as we finally end this record disagreement.

This problem wouldn’t have happened if the Brits spent their creating a time machine instead of converting people. Busta Rhymes had the answer. As Busta put it:

My homey Treach from Naughty by Nature once said, “If you ain’t from the ghetto, don’t come to the fuckin ghetto”

The same should probably be applied to rural areas of the world that really don’t want or need Christianity.

Food: happens.