“These children don’t cheat on their exams… because they can’t read.”

Cheating during an exam has always been a challenge. Teachers are constantly catching on to students who mold with the times. From small papers, to writing answers on the brim of your hat, students always stay clever. Recently, students decided to get hi-tech and put their answers on their iPods. From formulas in memos to self-recorded tracks giving them the answers, students have been pinched for cheating. How was this info obtained? By the nerds of course. 16-year-old Mountain View junior Damir Bazdar had this rat out:

Some students use iPod-compatible voice recorders to record test answers in advance and them play them back.

Apparently Bazdar enjoys being a loner and generally rejected. A 17-year-old senior, Kelsey Nelson, had this tattle to add to the tale:

You can just thread the earbud up your sleeve and then hold it to your ear like you’re resting your head on your hand.

Congratulations on being a rat bastard. During every teacher student war, you will have the occasional suckups who give out all the secrets. Enjoy the cubicle farm when you grow up. Schools everywhere are starting to ban electronic devices during exams. Get rid of that calculator during the trigonometry exam and you’ll see what kind of sine you’ve committed.

Puns make me feel: smart.