Citing some of the logic that’s sure to win the Democrats the next general election, Hilary Clinton reasoned that:

New military tactics in Iraq are working but the best way to honor U.S. soldiers is “by beginning to bring them home,” Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton told war veterans Monday.

Clinton, seeking the Democratic nomination for president, praised the work that soldiers have done in Iraq but described the government there as “on vacation,” leaving American troops in the middle of a sectarian war.

Very convenient. Mrs. Clinton stuck her finger in the air a week after General Petraeus suggested that the surge would probably result in a scale down. I can smell her from here, and I don’t mean that rotting stench between her legs. I can understand how she’s ahead of Edwards, who looks like he was dreamed up by Karl Rove, but how she’s blowing Obama away I have no idea. The woman looks like my German kindergarten teacher who used to single out all the lazy fat girls, grab me by the ear, and call me stupid, and all her positions are made up, safe, and visibly false. I’d rather have Ralph Nader than this lesbian chipmunk from Hell.