“Despite the despair, illness, and years of future therapy she will need, she is kind of cute. ”

Kabul, Afghanistan - Just as deadlines were slowly passing away, word from the Taliban about the Korean hostages was looking grim but today brought in some good news as two female hostages were freed. As the Taliban continues to hold 16 women and three men, the release was shown as an act of good will. The captives, Kim Ji-na, 32, and Kim Kyong-ja, 37, were reportedly ill and sent home from this crisis. According to South Korea’s Yonhap News Agency, South Korean Foreign Minister Song Min-soon said the government was:

moving to win the rest of our citizens held hostage through various means.

South Korea may have had a side deal under the table with the Taliban after getting shit by OverAdulthood for not caring enough about this situation. But Afghanistan doesn’t plan on budging either because it is still getting flack for releasing five terrorists in exchange of an Italian journalist. Banking off this “sick hostage” release plea, a German engineer, Rudolf Blechschmidt, who was captured last month, phoned in saying how he was sick and wanted to come home. His plea and conversation seemed as if it was read off a paper (according to authorities) and Germany has yet to make any attempt in trying to rescue the engineer. In fact Germany might have released this statement in regards to Blechschmidt:

so what?

That isn’t looking good for Blechschmidt. For Rudolf, this may be the worst time to be German… and love David Hasselhoff. Also, his last name sounds like two methods of excretion.

Always throw Dave in, for good: measure