“Ahh yes, I love me a good cup of delusion in the morning.”

Afghanistan - Coming fresh off a gay romp at Camp David with President Bush, Afghanistan’s Prime Minister, Hamid Karzai, told the AP that the Taliban no longer pose a threat to the government of Afghanistan. Speak Karzai:

The Taliban do pose dangers to our innocent people, to children going to school, to our clergy, to our teachers, to our engineers, to international aid workers, they’re not posing any threat to the government of Afghanistan. They’re not posing any threat to the institutions of Afghanistan or to the buildup of institutions of Afghanistan.

As to where those twenty-one Korean hostages fit is anyone’s guess. Maybe they imposed a law that if you’re spreading Christianity, you’re clearly not part of the “build up of institutions of Afghanistan.” But I can only imagine what this “buildup” is. Maybe it includes having livestock that aren’t used for target practice or growing crops that aren’t opium. Or maybe not..

you can cash that reality check: here.