Taliban Slacks on Pimp Game
“I don’t know what ho I hit so I gotta hit’ em all.”
Afghanistan - The Taliban recently abducted 18 South Koreans in hopes to have South Korea’s 200 troops removed from the Afghanistan. South Korean already plans to withdraw its troops before the end of this year. While Korea claims 23 were abducted, the Taliban claims they only have 18 hostages. The Islamic number system might be off in terms of fives, which could also make penis measurement quite a problem. Qari Yousuf Ahmadi, who claims to speak for the Taliban had this to say:
They have got until tomorrow (Saturday) at noon to withdraw their troops from Afghanistan, or otherwise we will kill the 18 Koreans. Right now, they are safe and sound.
Considering there are 40,000 NATO troops in Afghanistan that are not part of the South Korean army, the Taliban is going after small fish. It can be compared to pimping a rather flat asset woman in hopes of gaining the most revenue. And as one pimp said so eloquently to OverAdulthood:
Dat shit ain’t right.
To which we could reply with “True” and a fist pump.
Pimpin’ ain’t: easy.
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The connection b/w taliban abducting koreans and pimping is really far-fetched but you gotta write something even if the inspiration eludes ya.
The is the problem with excessive drinking the night before waking up to write in the morning. Plus I missed all my morning cartoons. Sunday’s posts make up for the slack. Enjoy it!
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