“Einstein could never figure out the formula for hotness…”

When Julie Amero, 40, wanted her students to pay attention, she didn’t resort to yelling, she resorted to her own sex ads. Prosecution claims Amero clicked on the her website for her ads to start appearing. Judge Strackbein said:

The jury may have relied, at least in part, on that faulty information.

Of course they had faulty information, they never learned one plus one equals one pair.

God I wish my teachers would touch: me.