“If her husband bought her that Lexus, he is going to be pissed.”

Glenview, Illinois - A teen is being hailed as a hero after him and two friends pulled a woman from her car on Saturday night as two trains were approaching it. Thomas Foust saw the woman turn onto the tracks and said:

I saw the train lights coming and I said, ‘This is a big problem.’

Maybe his superhero name can be Captain Obvious. As the situation went:

We unclipped her seat belt and basically just pulled her to safety and my friend, Tyler, ran and called the police, and … we got maybe 10 feet away from the train, and it hit like six seconds after we got her out.

The first train to smash into the car was headed from Chicago to Milwaukee. The second train to hit the car was headed from Milwaukee to Chicago. Math Time!!! Taking into account the distance between Milwaukee and Chicago is 92.2 miles and the fact that the train hit six seconds after they had traveled 10 feet while the second train hit 8 seconds after the first, and also factoring in the wind speed and traffic variable, how many gratuitous blowjobs does the she owe them? Please show all your work.

Math is Fun!