“Think it’ll fit? Let’s give it a try.”

Henry County, Georgia - Neighbor complaints led officers to find over two dozen cats and dogs, some of which were well past their prime (dead). The smell overpowered one officer so badly that he was taken to the hospital. Henry police Capt. Jason Bolton had this to say:

The floors are completely covered in trash or fecal matter, garbage dishes, you name it–it’s very difficult to even move around inside.

When you’re living with someone and a statement like, “hey, maybe we should pick up these dead cats or something,” comes up, it might be about to time to move or set the place on fire to collect insurance. And I thought I was a slob, hopefully my landlord (mom) will read this before she criticizes me about my cleanliness. And just because it’s necessary:

Brian Fantana: [about Veronica] I’ll give this little cookie an hour before we’re doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.
[opens cologne cabinet]
Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard’s Delight.
Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne… It’s called Sex Panther by Odeon. It’s illegal in nine countries… Yep, it’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good.
Ron Burgundy: It’s quite pungent.
Brian Fantana: Oh yeah.
Ron Burgundy: It’s a formidable scent… It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
Brian Fantana: Yep.
Ron Burgundy: Brian, I’m gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian Fantana: They’ve done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
[cheesy grin]
Ron Burgundy: That doesn’t make sense.
Brian Fantana: Well… Let’s go see if we can make this little kitty purr.
[snarls]

It smells: here