Beware the Incredible She-man!

A Washington woman was arrested yesterday for putting a banana in her pocket and telling young girls she was happy to see them. Sorta…

Authorities said Corpuz, who cropped her hair and stands 5-foot-3, passed herself off as 17-year-old Mark Villanueva after meeting the girl at a mall in September 2005. Her parents, immigrants who speak little English, later let Corpuz live at their home.

The deception became known after a traffic stop led to Corpuz’s arrest on an unrelated warrant. The girl was in the car and told police that Corpuz was her boyfriend, according to documents filed in court.

Although Corpuz had sexual contact with the girl, “the suspect never let victim see her/his private parts and victim always thought that suspect was male until officer informed her otherwise,” Police Officer Don de Nevens wrote. The girl also said Corpuz beat her and bit her twice on the back, leaving a scar.

I haven’t seen the pictures, but I’m willing to bet this isn’t anything like one of those cases where a 14 year old boy hooks up with his pin-up girl 30 year old teacher. I’m also willing to bet that a 30 year old hispanic woman that can pass as a 17 year old hispanic man already comes with her own chest hair and/or mustache.

Lesbian seagull…