“Drew on his campaign to get the ‘Price is Right’ gig”

America’s favorite guilty-pleasure game show, “The Price is Right,” has announced it’s new host. With sad eyes, we watch Bob Barker pack up his teeth and Viagra, and we say hello to…wait for it…Drew Carey. Expecting someone more exciting? Well get over that and accept the truth. Let’s be honest, Drew Carey is funny and all, but he’s no Bob Barker. That kind of charisma and fake tan cannot be duplicated by eating pork rinds and chugging beer. That’s the kind of entertainment you can watch in a bar in Kentucky. It seems we are not the only ones who are nervous, as he tells the Associated Press:

“I realize what a big responsibility this is.”

Oh Drew, how you lie. You can’t handle the Grocery Game and Plinko! When the contestant drops down the Plinko chip, he’ll think it’s a giant Ding-Dong and try to eat it. Then when someone tries to wrestle him away from it, he’ll growl and start foaming at the mouth. Now who needs to be spayed or neutered, Drew?!

Holla..