“Gather ’round the “good” stuff.”

There’s Fast Food, Then There’s a KFC/Taco Bell in NYC that was recently hit with a barrage of health code violations but what made it worse was the video that was released of multiple rats scurrying about. A written statement was released from the franchise:

This is completely unacceptable and is an absolute violation of our high standards. We’ve talked with the franchisee, who is actively addressing this issue, as is evident by the preventative construction in the basement yesterday that temporarily escalated the situation.

Some suspected the rats were from some other chain as some witnesses reported the rats chanting Do What Tastes Right. Either way, you could Have it your way and not go there. Ronald McDonald, spokesman for McDonalds, was quick to release this scathing comment:

I’m lovin’ it

Most of the other chains kept their opinions silent, except for Jared the Subway guy, who was quick to offer helpful advice. When asked what to do with rodent infestation, he said:

More meat?

Actual information from CNN