6. Fake Baseball/Soccer-ball Through Window – If an actual baseball went through your window, it wouldn’t be caught in the window, and you certainly wouldn’t let it stay there. This new trend is brought on by men who try to masculinize their mini-van. You traded in your sports coupe to help carry your now fat wife and kids. This plastic balls gives off the appearance that it is stuck, but the only thing that is stuck is you Mr Mini-Van-Man. A half shaped piece of plastic isn’t going to change the fact.

5. Plastic Bullet Holes – No one with a BMW or Mercedes Benz would devalue their car with fake plastic gun shot holes. So why would you do that to your Dodge Neon? You should be thankful that you don’t live in a neighborhood where stray bullets fly, but instead you decided to “thug” it up. Points off for being especially stupid and putting the bullet holes near your gas tank.

4. Ribbons - Nobody cares that you support Guatemala, Gays, or Guantanamo Bay. A magnetized ribbon won’t make a difference. At first they used to be about the troops and cancer but now people are supporting everything they could get their hands on. There is even a ribbon for autism. Do autistic people care about your ribbon? Probably not.

3 Bumper Sticker Promoting Kids – So your kid is student of the month. And instead of rewarding him properly, you decided to show your appreciation by slapping on a piece of plastic on the bumper of your car. After a year, it won’t be recognizable, but that scratch you used the sticker to cover up will be. Hopefully your kid learns to seriously hate you, because the rest of the road already does.

2 Stuffed Crap (in your car) - Girls – Just because your room looked like that when you were 8, doesn’t mean your car should look like that at 18. Guys – Just dump her. Either way, your car shouldn’t be looking like a room. The only thing that should be nailed do your dashboard is Jesus (or a compass). And if these stuffed things aren’t even held down, one crazy turn will mean you’ll have to spend time at the next rest stop being that asshole organizing his/her car toys.

1 Trash Can (in your car) - Oh, you have garbage in your car? And you pay taxes? Throw it out the window!! Those guys in orange need something to pick up and I’m not sacrificing leg space for your stupid environmental plight.