“Where did it all go wrong?”

A Virgin train in the U.K. derailed last night killing one and injuring several others. The 120 passenger Train bound for Glasgow suddenly decided to make a bad turn. Investigators are trying to figure out why the Train made the askew choice. Richard Branson, owner of Virgin and the Train, had this to say:

If it had been any of the old trains the injuries and fatalities would have been horrendous.

Reports show the Train had a good steamer on its shoulders. It had respectable role models like the Orient Express and the early Thomas the Tank Engine. This news comes as Thomas was recently released from rehab due to an addiction to diesel fuels. The train that was once known as the “little engine that could” was dubbed by the media as the “little engine that would.”

Actual information from: CBS