According to the Associated Press, there simply isn’t enough homo in your home viewing schedule:

The number of gay characters depicted on TV is falling on network series but rising on cable, a study by the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation found.

In the 2007-08 TV season, broadcast series will feature seven regularly seen characters who are gay, lesbian, bisexual or transgender, down from nine characters in 2006 and 10 the season before, GLAAD said. Most are on one network - ABC.

I’m *glad* that GLAAD is out in front on this issue. It’s good to know that while Islamic fundamentalist nations worldwide are executing homosexuals, AIDS is epidemic in Russia, and meth is decimating gay communities nationwide they’re ensuring that the fall lineup is chock full of predictable gay male characters to reassure the next Sarah Jessica Parker ripoff character and noxious Rosie O’Donnell cameos. It’s good to know that in this free country of ours there’s a big purple elephant in the room bending over the networks, enforcing “tolerance,” and telling them how to do their business with a big black…appendage.

Mondays are gayyy