As the race to become President kicks off, Hillary Clinton has the biggest warchest and best name recognition amongst Democratic candidates. Now it seems she’s also got the biggest group of pug uglies a girl could ask for pulling for her. So says the news anyways:

NOW, a feminist, pro-abortion group with reportedly half a million members, announced on March 28 its “enthusiastic endorsement” of Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton. The female presidential candidate has also earned the support of two well-known feminists: former tennis star Billie Jean King and former U.S. vice presidential nominee Geraldine Ferraro.

And all this time, I thought NOW was the organization that put out all those popular music cd’s. “Now That’s What I Call Music.” Eesh. Turns out the only thing they ever released were screams of “Now That’s What I Call Ugly!” Pictured above is Betty Friedan, author of “The Feminine Mystique.” I never got the title. There’s nothing femining going on here, and the only mystique seems to be her magical power to make my penis shrink.

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